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Note: This is not a complete list of Geeky Chef recipes. Some posts were tragically lost in a migration attempt gone horribly wrong. The (mostly) complete collection lives on in the cookbooks which are available wherever fine tomes are sold. Also, just a heads up: some of the older recipes might be a little… rustic. You may notice missing yield amounts or formatting that looks like it time-traveled from the Web 2.0 era. I'm still working on fixing up those legacy recipes when I can (while also trying to resist the urge to change them too much for the folks who like to revisit them). I'll also be adding recipe cards to some of my recipes, but this is an ad-free site and I barely understand what SEO is, so I solemnly vow that you'll never have to scroll through my life story just to find the recipe. Feel free to contact me with questions or if you spot any glitches in the matrix.

 

 

 

Zelda Recipes

Yeto's SUPERB Pumpkin and Goat Cheese Soup
Monster Curry

Veggie Rice Balls 

Sunny Veggie Porridge 

Chateau Romani

Rock Sirloin

Chu Jelly
Elixir Soup

 Star Trek Recipes

Hasperat

Cellular Peptide Cake with Mint Frosting

Jumbalian Fudge Cake

Plomeek Soup
Romulan Ale

Game of Thrones/ ASoIaF Recipes
Lemon Cakes
Hot Spiced Wine
Kidney Pie
Milk of the Poppy

 Elder Scrolls Recipes

White Gold Tower

Cliff Racer
Sweetroll
Apple Cabbage Stew 

 

Harry Potter Recipes 

 Butterbeer

Pumpkin Pasties

Pumpkin Juice
Giggle Water

 

World of Warcraft Recipes

 Barbecued Buzzard Wings

Crunchy Spider Surprise

Murloco Tacos

 

 Lord of the Rings Recipes

Lembas

Beorn's Honey Cake


Fantasy Video Game Recipes

Grog (Monkey Island)

1UP Cupcakes (Mario)

Sea Salt Ice Cream (Kingdom Hearts)
Estus (Dark Souls)

Seheron Fish Sandwich (Dragon Age)

Toriel's Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie (Undertale)

Jurassic Pork Soup (Chrono Trigger)

Sci-Fi Video Game Recipes

 Delicious and Moist Cake (Portal)
Scrab Cakes (Oddworld)
Nuka Cola Quantum (Fallout)

Tipsy Bison Steak Sandwich (The Last of Us Part II)

Fantasy TV Show Recipes
Five Flavor Soup (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Norma's Cherry Pie (Twin Peaks)
Garmonbozia (Twin Peaks / Fire Walk With Me)
ChimiCherryChanga (My Little Pony)
Griffin Scones (My Little Pony)
Bacon Pancakes (Adventure Time)

"Authentic" Pilgrim Fudge  (Wednesday)

Sci-Fi TV Show Recipes
Mudder's Milk (Firefly)
Ambrosia (Battlestar Galactica)
Fish Fingers and Custard (Doctor Who)
Nonfat Tofutti Rice Dreamsicle (X-Files)
Fish Biscuits (LOST)
Bulgur Ashkhan ( Defiance)

Egg Bar Social (Severance)

Fantasy Book Recipes
 Turkish Delight (Chronicles of Narnia)
Queen of Hearts's Jam Tarts (Alice in Wonderland)
Tooterfish Popkin (Dark Tower)

Beer Potage (The Witcher) 

Laura Moon's Chili (American Gods)
Mabel's Pasties (American Gods)

Leek and Potato Stew (Coraline)

Date-Palm Cocktail (Good Omens)

Sci-Fi Book Recipes
 Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (Hitchhiker's Guide)
Peeta's Cheesey Buns (Hunger Games)
Spiced Warm Milk (Hunger Games)
 
Other/Comedy Recipes

Miracle Max's Chocolate-Covered Miracle Pill (The Princess Bride)  
 Chocolate Salty Balls (South Park)
Sopor Slime Pie (Homestuck)
Salisbury Sushi (The Guild)
Breakfast Chicken Chalupa/Los Pollos Hermanos (Breaking Bad)

And many, many more in: 

 The Geeky Chef Cookbook
 The Geeky Bartender

The Video Game Chef  

The Gamer's Bar 

The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook

Starfield: The Official Cookbook

Mass Effect: The Official Cocktail Book
The Official Westeros Cookbook

Diablo: Drinks, Potions & Elixirs: Cocktails and Provisions from Sanctuary