Mudder's Milk
http://www.geekychef.com/2013/06/mudders-milk.html
From the Firefly television series
I really love Joss Whedon and almost everything he's done. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was my favorite television series as a very young teenager, and still holds a very special place in my heart. Joss has gone on to create a lot more shows and movies, all with their own dedicated fans and beloved characters. Firefly/Serenity was Joss's very short-lived delve into science fiction, and it was glorious. In the series, the alcoholic beverage known as "Mudder's Milk" was used on a remote planet called Higgin's Moon to simultaneously feed the laborers (or "Mudders" as mud was the planet's only export) and keep them submissive. It has, according to planetary legend Jayne, "all the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol." From this description, I instantly imagined a sort of alcoholic protein shake. This recipe is not going to be everyone's cuppa, obviously, but that's sort of how it is supposed to be. The drink is super filling, and I think it tastes pretty rutting good myself. It would be a great meal replacement for one of those days.
Ingredients
2-3 Shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey
1/2 Cup Milk
1/2 Cup Plain Greek Yogurt
1 Banana
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
1/4 Cup Oatmeal
Honey to taste
Cinnamon to taste
Ice
Directions
Combine all ingredients in a blender, blend until consistency is smooth and drinkable. Pour into a mug and enjoy!
Ingredients
2-3 Shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey
1/2 Cup Milk
1/2 Cup Plain Greek Yogurt
1 Banana
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
1/4 Cup Oatmeal
Honey to taste
Cinnamon to taste
Ice
Directions
Combine all ingredients in a blender, blend until consistency is smooth and drinkable. Pour into a mug and enjoy!
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This could be my new favorite breakfast. And if you knew my boss, you would know why. ^^
ReplyDeleteYour boss won't be troubling you anymore with this puppy in your cup! Geeky Chef: making the workplace bearable for nerds everywhere. I like it. :-)
DeleteI always imagined Mudders' Milk as something that was much less healthy. I like your take on it though!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I figured, they probably don't want to be killing off their laborers. Also, it does say there's vitamins!
DeleteProbably closer to Soylent, with the alcohol content provided by vodka or grain alcohol: http: //en. wikipedia. org /wiki/ Soylent_ %28food_ substitute%29
DeleteI wager it would taste like rubbing alcohol and paper machet paste with a metallic tang.
I have an answer to this - As someone who has studied anthropology, I can tell you that Mudder's Milk would be something very similar to a particular African Tribe (that I cannot remember the name of) that my Professor lived with for a year - Millet Beer. Yes, it has alcohol, but it's very thick, and almost unpalatable to those who aren't used to it, because it has everything in it needed for nutrition throughout the day. Served about 2-4 times throughout the day to the working people of the tribe. I like the Geeky Chef's version much better!
DeleteUm, I happened to have all the ingredients in my pantry already and WOW, this is delicious!
ReplyDeleteRight?! It worked out way better than I anticipated.
DeleteThis is pretty much what I had imagined too. Can't wait to try it!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy I wasn't alone in that! It's actually pretty tasty.
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DeleteI'm assuming that any kind of honey whiskey would work (I have Drambuie in my liquor cabinet currently) but I'm going to get some bananas tomorrow and definitely try this. Looks amazing!
ReplyDeleteI don't see why any other honey whiskey wouldn't work. Hope you like it!
DeleteHmmm..i almost wonder what this would be like with protein powder added to it! Could chocolate it up!
ReplyDeleteProbably pretty fantastic.
DeleteWould you just omit the Jack Daniels if you want to make it virgin? Or is there something that would be substituted? It looks like it would taste SO good!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I would just not include the alcohol. I actually did a test run nix whisky and it was still really good.
DeleteI nixed it due to my epilepsy and added a couple tablespoons honey for the sweetness and it was shiny!
DeleteWhat would you recommend using as a substitute for peanut butter?
ReplyDeleteAny nut butter would probably work, like almond or hazelnut. Hmm, maybe Nutella?!
DeleteNo dice, also allergic to hazelnuts and almonds.
DeletePerhaps tahina/tahini? Unless you're allergic to sesame seeds of course.
DeleteI have a nut allergy too, but not a seed allergy.
DeleteI think you should make terraria and minecraft foods like worm food (terraria, meat on a stick) or cake (minecraft, very cubey cake) if any1's with me on these 2 games, then reply with other ideas from these games (I might check weekly). Now go out there and plz do it(my techie showed a bit) !
ReplyDeleteThank you for the suggestion! It's one I haven't heard before yet. I will look into the Minecraft foods. If you happen to come up with something on your own, please submit it!
DeleteMay I sugguest making something from the Redwall books by Brian Jacques? Each of their feasts is literally 3 pages long. You'd love it! :)
ReplyDeleteI love me some long-winded food descriptions! I will look into this. Thank you!
DeleteHow much ice does this need?
ReplyDeleteIt's sorta personal preference, and ice cube sizes vary.... I used enough so the liquid covered the ice completely by a couple inches.
DeleteIce is wrong. Dark rum and not whiskey. No yogurt. No honey. Remember that the drink is supposed an acquired taste and not just an alcoholic smoothie. So stir it by hand and put more alcohol in it! Be men not fanboys
ReplyDeleteAre you Ron Swanson?
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DeleteThis reply. Thank you.
this is pretty much what my grandparents used to drink every morning for breakfast! (minus the whiskey) i've been reminiscing pretty hard lately so i might just have to make this in their honor :'-)
ReplyDeleteAw, that is awesome! I hope it lives up.
DeleteI have a request, if anyone has a recipe. Lotus flowers from Percy Jackson?
ReplyDeleteThank you for the suggestion! I've never heard of this, but I will take note. Usually Geeky Chef suggestions lead me into new obsessions, haha.
DeleteIm gonna make this tommorrow :D im so excited
ReplyDeleteI hope you like it!
DeleteI've enjoyed looking over your recipes. Is there a preferred way to contact you? I'm interested in referencing your blog on my site.
ReplyDeleteYou can find me on Facebook! There's a link on the sidebar, but you could also just search Geeky Chef while on FB. Shoot me a message!
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When I saw that episode I thought that this looks to be a variation of an old Scottish dessert, called Atholl Brose. There are several variations on it, some only changing by method of preparation. Sometimes is also will have Currents re-hydrated with whiskey. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atholl_brose
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I thought!
DeleteHey Chef, Have you thought about a recipe if you actually wanted to try to ferment from scratch a batch of Mudder's Milk?
ReplyDeleteI'm a mead maker and I've got empty fermenter's calling to me. With honey in the list, it becomes a mead in my mind. : )
Ugh and my blender JUST broke.
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait to get a chance to try this :3
i am under age so what can we use instead of whiskey?
ReplyDeleteWhiskey bought by someone of age. Then, when you go to make it, let out a happy "Shiny, Let's be Bad Guys."
Deleteput some honey in instead of whiskey, it should taste just as good though without the boozy hint.
DeleteOatmeal, peanut butter, banana, yogurt, hard liquor...
ReplyDeleteBreakfast of champions!
Is there any way to make this a hot drink for the holidays?
ReplyDeleteJust made it this morning minus the alcohol, LOVED IT! Delicious, filling, energizing, felt like a great way to start my day, will definitely be making this again ^_^
ReplyDeleteJust got the book and I love it! However. You said that Firefly has "only fifteen magnificent episodes". Sadly, it's even worse, there are only fourteen. Normally I wouldn't bother with typos but that one kind of hit me right in the feels :(
ReplyDeleteAnyway, great work on the book!
This sounds amazing...but, minus the alcohol, it is very similar to a lot of recipes to increase your lactation. Mudder's milk indeed!
ReplyDeleteI just found the site and love it!
OMG it sounds delicious! Firefly was such a great show, too.
ReplyDeleteDumb question, but what kind of oatmeal? Just like straight, uncooked steel cut oats? Or are you saying fully cooked oatmeal?
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